californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

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saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

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fwentyonepilots:

You know that one song in an album you always skip over and then when you decide to listen to it ur like well holy fuck me

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"don’t worry about vosotros"

every spanish teacher ever (via okaywork)

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thatfunnyblog:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

thatfunnyblog:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

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insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

insertlesbianhere:

i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween

booooooooooobs

fuck you this is golden

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Anonymous Asked:
Can a girl cum without the help of a guy?

bigmacmami:

Yeah wtf y’all ain’t that special